Dear Esteemed Friends at Coca-Cola,

I have been a devoted fan of your beverages for many years. Throughout this journey, I have endured quite a bit from your brand, including the infamous New Coke. But that’s what friendship is about, isn’t it? We forgive, we move forward, and we continue indulging in sweet nostalgia.

However, I must express my growing concern… your recent actions are truly testing my loyalty.

What on earth has happened to my beloved small glass bottles of Coke? Their sudden disappearance is quite troubling. According to Google Shopping, I should be able to find them at a Walmart in Bradford or a grocery store in Brampton—two locations I would rather not visit. Frankly, I’ve lost faith in these claims after being led on a fruitless expedition to a Walmart in Scarborough, where not a single miniature Coke was available. Not one!

What is happening here? Have these delightful bottles been discontinued? Is there a hidden stash where Coca-Cola executives are hoarding them like rare fizzy treasures? Did someone in a meeting decide that joy is no longer part of the plan?

Just yesterday, these charming bottles were readily available, making me feel sophisticated and nostalgic, as though I were living in one of your joyful advertisements where everyone is blissfully happy and perfectly refreshed. Now, finding them feels like embarking on the most frustrating scavenger hunt imaginable!

Curious minds—particularly thirsty ones—are seeking answers!

Sincerely,
A devoted consumer now forced to enjoy Coke from oversized, less elegant containers